From out of the darkness, IGOR, a strange man with a hunched back, walks towards him. Behind Igor is a woman, INGA.
IGOR Frederick Frankenstein?
FREDDY Fron kon steen!
IGOR Are you putting me on?
FREDDY No, it's pronounced Fron kons teen.
IGOR And do you also say Fro dereck?
FREDDY No, Fred ereck.
IGOR Why isn't it Frodereck Fronkon steen?
FREDDY It's not. It's Fredereck Fronkonsteen.
IGOR I see.
FREDDY You must be Igor.
Igor thinks a moment.
IGOR No, it's pronounced Aye gor.
FREDDY But they told me it was Ee gor.
IGOR Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
