[www] Nueva peor peli de la historia en IMDB

[citovel]

"Manos, the hands of fate", un bodrio dirigido a causa de una apuesta ha dejado de ser la peor peli del IMDB gracias a:

LOS NUEVOS EXTRATERRESTRES

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086026/

Un subproducto de origen español.

[Reycanalla]

Código: Seleccionar todo

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Anda que...... si fuera al episodio 1 aun lo entendería.

[KeyserSoze]

Ya ha dejado de serlo
Ahora es esta:

Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004)

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[tethor]

Ya ha dejado de serlo
Ahora es esta:

Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004)

El que ande buscando razones para subirle la nota...

Daniel.Der.Zauberer.DVDRiP.MVCD.by.ESELFILME.COM.mpg

y el trailer (yo este me lo bajo, tiene morbo ver el trailer de la peor peli de la historia):
Trailer-daniel.der.zauberer-www.mulitrailer.de.vu.avi

[Arcadia_Ego]

Es curioso.
Hay muchas discusiones sobre qué o quién determina a la historia. O a la Historia, depende de lo serio que nos pongamos.
Pero pensar que registrarse en Imdb y votar contribuye a cambiar esa historia en el terreno de las películas es, cuanto menos, escalofriante.

[sanpesan]

Personalmente, el asunto de las puntuaciones del IMDb me ha trae bastante floja. Es muy fácil darse de alta (todas las veces que te dé la gana) y darle un 10 a tu película favorita para darte el gustazo de que aparezca lo más alto posible en el ranking, o votar con un 1 a las películas que más rabia te den. Aparte de eso la mayoría de la gente somos bastante extremistas: si te gusta la peli un 10, si no te gusta un 1. Poca gente utiliza las puntuaciones intermedias...

Por otro lado, mi opinión es poco imparcial. Los rankings/listas/críticas de películas siempre me han dado bastante alergia...



Saludos y gracias por compartir.

[tethor]

Me emociona ver que Daniel Der Zauberer está protagonizada por Josmar


Dudo que nadie crea a piesjuntillas la puntuación que tienen las películas en IMDB ya que como decís se presta mucho al fraude. Pero de ahi a no partirse la caja con las puntuaciones más horribilis hay un cacho.


Arcadia: No confundas cambiar la historia con interpretarla. Por ahora las únicas votaciones que marcan el rumbo de la historia son las democráticas, muy a nuestro pesar.

[Arcadia_Ego]

Hmmmmmm. Qué?
Pero estamos en un ámbito de la historia en la que "cambiar" implica directamente su "interpretación". Por eso son jucios de gusto, los cuales nos implican más (en su cambio) que su interpretación.
No?
Lo que se puede hacer ahora, es dar otra interpretación a el hecho de tal cambio.

Tethor, otra cosa. Quién coño es esa-ese?

[tethor]

Hmmmmmm. Qué?
Pero estamos en un ámbito de la historia en la que "cambiar" implica directamente su "interpretación". Por eso son jucios de gusto, los cuales nos implican más (en su cambio) que su interpretación.
No?

No lo comparto pero te respeto
Me parece tan rídiculo darle importancia a las puntuaciones en IMDB como si existiera un IPDB de obras pictóricas o un ISDB de obras escultóricas...

... otra cosa muy diferente frivolizar con esos datos

Tethor, otra cosa. Quién coño es esa-ese?

El prota de uno de los éxitos de la temporada
Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004) nota = 1.0 en IMDB (Merecido).

[trep]

The world's most annoying living German will be in Munich next week. Daniel Kueblboeck will be at the Mathaeser cinema on Wednesday 11th August 2004 to present his first film: Daniel - Der Zauberer. Daniel plays himself, a teenage superstar who is loved by millions and hated by just as many. The storyline is of two jealous fans who decide to assasinate Daniel during a concert in Passau. Daniel, together with the help of a guardian angel, attempts to disarm his would-be attackers through the power of love and positive energy. [...] Daniel Küblböck shot to fame in 2003 when he won the TV talent contest Germany seeks a Superstar. Within months his image was to be seen *everywhere* in Germany. You couldn't escape him. He was in the papers, on TV, on the radio. His camp crazy style and outrageous outfits stole the admiration of millions of teenage fans whilst at the same time irritating almost the entire adult population of Germany. Outside of Germany he is a complete unknown.

8O

While Ulli Lommel is a notorious name between lovers of unredeemable cinema, it seems reading the IMDb forum that the voting has been faked by a group of bad guys full of negative energy...

This Daniel Küblböck guy seems cool btw

http://www.danielkueblboeck.de/

daniel_kueblboeck_-_teenage_tears_(radio_version)-mod.mp3
daniel_kueblboeck_-_the_lion_sleeps_tonight_(radio_jungle_edit)-mod.mp3
219_daniel_kueblboeck_-_heartbeat-mod.mp3

More ranting:

Daniel Küblböck was born 27.08.1985 in Eggenfelden, Niederbayern. He had 15 different homes as a child and was abused by his mother (married 7 times!) and big brother (neo-nazi!!!)
A boy who rescued flies from his lemonade before they drowned, had his first sex at 14 with another boy - and with a girl the next morning...
He once sat fire to an old farmhouse and was put in a home for bad boys - which now officially carries his name, DANIEL-HAUS!!!
He worked in a kindergarten... when he on the most blessed day in modern German show history winter 2002, turned up before the German IDOLS jury, including DIETER BOHLEN - and SANK Proud Mary to the bottom of any sea... that poor ship would never sail again...
Bohlen didn’t believe neither his ears nor his eyes - neither did 5 mio viewers - Daniel didn’t hit ONE note right - and he looked like... Buddy Holly glasses, hair like a scarecrow and clothes like... Gilbert O’Sullivan...
Bohlen said: - You are EVERYTHING, we are NOT looking for here - I want to see, if you can keep it up!
Daniel COULD keep it up - and after 2 or 3 more weeks - Bohlen was madly in love with him and wanted to adopt him - like 5 mio viewers minus a couple of hundred heartless morons...
And that EVERYTHING, that Daniel had - turned into, what Germany WAS looking for.
I’m not sure, that Bohlen and BMG boss, Thomas Stein, didn’t had him PLACED as #3 - because they knew, that he would sell a million anyway - and #1 sells anyway as well!
After IDOLS, Daniel was out everywhere, more than the winner, Alexander Klaws - on all the big German TV-shows... and every time he was better than the last time!
He grew with the occasion - not that he sang any better - but his 1 man 3 ring circus grew and grew...
No stage was too big for him to be all over it at the same time...
Running, jumping preferably into water - once beating Gene Kelly's Singing In The Rain stunt in a an open field in Tirol in real rain - "having sex" with birch trees and umbrellas! - THE DREAM COME TRUE for any tv-producer - with 3 steadycams + an helicopter..!
And Daniel Küblböck did the impossible too - he soon became THE FIRST SEXY CLOWN, we have seen!
So when Bohlen presented him NAKED AS A JAILBIRD in his first video - there was no way back and even Daniel’s bare ass went over in German history - debated live on TV... from Alptraum to "ganz toll" (Bohlen even defends that part of him!)
Today with a new German IDOLS running, Daniel is almost like a royalty - he is almost THE KING, that Germany never had...
And ungrateful as he is - NO - he is not... but he accidentally has knocked down Dieter Bohlen from the first place to the second as MOST POPULAR MAN IN GERMANY since Kajsar Wilhelm!
And see, if Bohlen cares! As it turns out, it looks like, Daniel is everything, that Bohlen would have ENJOYED being himself - even bi-sexual - BUT... he wasn’t VERRÜCKT enough... so now Daniel is living it all out for him... and with 120 mio euro in the bank - you don’t get jealous!
DIETER & DANIEL - they are so much two chips of the same block... like Max und Moritz... big heart, big mouth, good brain - Daniel can say the most intelligent things - if you can understand his strange Bavarian dialect!
Bohlen has fine sons of his own - but God wanted him to have one more TO PLAY WITH... like the Lausbub's (fresh bastard boys) they both are...
Like an idol of his own, Enimen, Daniel is in open war with his mother in the media and this summer a 20 years old poor Bavarian bastard shot his girlfriend, 15, and himself - because she had become a fan of Daniel Küblböck...

[tethor]

The world's most annoying living German will be in Munich next week. Daniel Kueblboeck will be at the Mathaeser cinema on Wednesday 11th August 2004 to present his first film: Daniel - Der Zauberer. Daniel plays himself, a teenage superstar who is loved by millions and hated by just as many. The storyline is of two jealous fans who decide to assasinate Daniel during a concert in Passau. Daniel, together with the help of a guardian angel, attempts to disarm his would-be attackers through the power of love and positive energy. [...] Daniel Küblböck shot to fame in 2003 when he won the TV talent contest Germany seeks a Superstar. Within months his image was to be seen *everywhere* in Germany. You couldn't escape him. He was in the papers, on TV, on the radio. His camp crazy style and outrageous outfits stole the admiration of millions of teenage fans whilst at the same time irritating almost the entire adult population of Germany. Outside of Germany he is a complete unknown.

8O

That boy is a clone of the real "Spanish Macho Gay Cabrío" AKA Josmar!


He's a spanish crooner who sings with that strange leather-tanga style

It's not really famous in Spain, a little bit in Catalonia

Josmar.-.full.album.-.mp2.128kps.-.good.quality_rarity.zip Complete Album
josmar.-.s.Superfort.mp3 The HIT XD
josmar.-.I.Love.mp3 Rare version New Order's "Love Bizarre Triangle"

[ultraraf]

diooooooooooooooooooooooosss 8O 8O

Josmar!!!
Quiero ser presidente de su club de fanssss pliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss
Me lo pido todoooo

[linter]

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[Airgam_Boy]

El váter susurra!!!!

Es necesario que alguien se la ripee





Me acabo de fijar en un dato y es que dura 43 minutos! Han tenido que exprimir la idea al maximo

Y la productora es "Coprofilms"...


Recuerdo un capitulo de "the Young Ones" donde el vater hablaba y mordia la escobilla...

MIKE: [standing in front of a tremendously filthy toilet] I don't know what Neil is talking about.

[puts a plunger in the toilet, the plunger being eaten by the lavatory, the rim of the bowl acting as a mouth]
Hey! That's cannibalism. I'd better get some Domestos. [leaves]


TOILET: What's Domestos? [belches]

TV detector man: Where's your toilet?

Neil: Oh, upstairs. Just follow your nose.

[Airgam_Boy]

Bueno y ya que estamos trash, os dejo aqui una cosilla:



Corto popero supernenero made in Spain:

LAS SUPERAMIGAS CONTRA EL PROFESOR VINILO



Las.Superamigas.Contra.El.Profesor.Vinilo.mpg

[GavachoSan]

Esto hay que verlo!!!

[linter]

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[meurglys]

Me gustaria tener el medidor (de pelis basura) q usais.Hay tantas.......pero la peor de la historia de hoy puede no ser la peor de la histria de mañana................Depende de tantas cosas.

[tethor]

Parece que hay algún que otro miembro de esta comunidad que se está bajando la de las super amigas...y se ha quitado la coletilla de divxclasico.com

Bueno, como mínimo deben ser dos

[linter]

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